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BISCOFF SWISS ROLL (NO BAKE) πŸ˜‹πŸ˜€

food recipe πŸͺ COOKIE DOUGH 450 g Biscoff cookies πŸͺ 160 ml milk πŸ₯› 🍦 CREAM 250 g mascarpone πŸ§€ 40 g granulated sugar 🟑 8 g vanilla sugar 🌿 8 g cream stiffener (klopfix) πŸ§‚ 250 ml heavy cream πŸ₯› 🍯 TOPPING 150 g Biscoff spread 🍯 πŸ“ GARNISH Biscoff cookies πŸͺ Strawberries πŸ“ Grind the cookies: Put the Biscoff cookies in a food processor and grind them finely. Prepare the cookie dough: Transfer the finely ground Biscoff cookies to a deep bowl and add the milk πŸ₯›, little by little. Mix together. Note that you should add the milk gradually because some Biscoff cookies may absorb less milk than others. Roll out the dough: Take a sheet of plastic wrap and place it on your work surface. Scoop the cookie dough onto it and cover it with a sheet of parchment paper. Roll out the cookie dough with a rolling pin until it reaches 35x35 cm πŸ“. Make the cream: In a deep bowl, combine the mascarpone πŸ§€, sugar 🟑, vanilla sugar 🌿, and whipping cream stabilizer πŸ§‚. Mix well. Gradually add the heavy cream πŸ₯› and mix until the cream forms stiff peaks. Assemble the roll: Spread the cream over the rolled-out cookie dough. Transfer the remaining cream into a piping bag 🎨 (don’t forget to attach the piping tip) and store it in the refrigerator. Carefully roll up the cookie dough, using the plastic wrap, and wrap it tightly once it's rolled up. Place the no-bake Biscoff cake roll in the refrigerator ❄️ to set. Prepare the topping: In a saucepan over low heat πŸ”₯, heat the Biscoff spread 🍯 until it becomes liquid. Stir constantly; it heats up quickly. Decorate the roll: Place the no-bake Biscoff cake roll on a plate 🍽️. Spread the Biscoff spread 🍯 over it. Once the topping has set, garnish the cake roll with lines of Biscoff spread (use a piping bag 🎨 or a sandwich bag). Pipe a swirl of cream 🍦 on top and decorate with cookies πŸͺ and strawberries πŸ“. Enjoy your delicious no-bake Biscoff cake roll! πŸŽ‰πŸ°

PISTACHIO WALNUT COOKIES πŸ˜‹

food recipe COATING 350 g chocolate (milk and white chocolate) COATING 100 g Maria biscuits 100 g walnuts 100 g unsalted pistachios 20 g honey 397 g condensed milk (1 can) GARNISH pistachios Grind the Maria biscuits in a food processor. Grind the pistachios in a food processor. Grind the walnuts in a food processor. Combine the ground Maria biscuits, walnuts, pistachios, honey, and condensed milk in a large bowl. Mix well. Melt the chocolate of your choice (milk or white) using a double boiler (au bain-marie). Pour a thin layer of melted chocolate into a silicone mold. Add a layer of the biscuit mixture and pour another layer of melted chocolate over it. Garnish with finely chopped pistachios and allow the chocolate to fully harden. TIPS Melt the chocolate slowly to avoid burning. Stir regularly and make sure no steam or water drops get into the chocolate, as it can affect the texture. When pouring the melted chocolate into the mold, gently tap the mold on your work surface. This helps remove air bubbles and ensures a smooth finish. Let the chocolate harden at room temperature before placing it in the refrigerator. This can help prevent the chocolate from becoming dull. You can use your favorite nuts. Preparation Time Prep time: approximately 20 minutes (including grinding ingredients and mixing the filling). Hardening time: at least 2 to 4 hours for the chocolate to set properly (1-2 hours in the fridge).

No appreciation for my work

No appreciation for my work

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No Shortcuts to Success

No Shortcuts to Success

Motivation Quote There Is No Elevator To Success. You Have To Take The Stairs

NO BAKE RASPBERRY CHEESECAKE WITH WHITE CHOCOLATE 🍰

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🧬 Humans Have Tons of DNA! πŸ’₯

🧬 Humans Have Tons of DNA! πŸ’₯

No need to stress, humans have a massive amount of DNA! πŸ§ πŸ’« Scientists estimate we have over 3 billion base pairs of DNA and more than 25,000 genes in our genome 🧬. Plus, every one of our 30-40 trillion cells has a full copy of it! πŸ”¬πŸ’ͺ facts fun fact science

This is Cute

This is Cute

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God Will Not Bless You

God Will Not Bless You

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Yes I am Still Watching πŸ˜…

Yes I am Still Watching πŸ˜…

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Well No one have such level of patience these days

Well No one have such level of patience these days

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πŸ” No McDonald’s in This State Capital! 🌟

πŸ” No McDonald’s in This State Capital! 🌟

Believe it or not, Montpelier, Vermont πŸŒ²πŸ›οΈ is the only U.S. state capital without a McDonald’s 🍟❌! With a population of just 7,500 residents πŸ‘πŸ‘¨β€πŸ‘©β€πŸ‘§β€πŸ‘¦, it’s also the smallest state capital in the country. πŸ—ΊοΈβœ¨πŸ§πŸŽ‰ facts fun fact food

πŸš€ No Burping in Space! 😱

πŸš€ No Burping in Space! 😱

On Earth, when you burp, gravity helps keep the food, liquids, and solids in your stomach while allowing only the gas to escape through your mouth. πŸ½οΈπŸ’¨ This is why a burp on Earth is just a release of air, no mess! πŸ˜… However, in space, there's no gravity to separate the gas from the solids and liquids in your stomach. πŸ›Έ So, instead of just burping, the gas mixes with the liquids and solids, causing what feels like a mini vomit. 🀒🌌 Astronauts have to be extra careful, as this could make eating and digestion much trickier up there! πŸ₯΄ facts fun fact science

Always Happens

Always Happens

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Chocolate Caramel Cookies

food recipe No bake COOKIE MIXTURE 220 g Maria biscuits 100 ml heavy cream 300 g milk chocolate 150 g caramel TOPPING 100 g milk chocolate 25 g caramel Instructions: Heat the heavy cream in a saucepan until just below boiling point. Remove from heat and add 300 g milk chocolate. Let it sit for 1 minute, then stir into a smooth ganache. Roughly chop the Maria biscuits using a food processor or a knife. Place them in a large bowl and mix with the chocolate ganache until combined. Spread half of the cookie mixture into a tray and press it down firmly. Evenly drizzle 150 g caramel sauce over it. Cover with the remaining cookie mixture and smooth out the top. Use plastic wrap to press it down tightly. Refrigerate for at least 4-5 hours, preferably overnight. Melt 100 g milk chocolate using a double boiler (bain-marie). Pour the melted chocolate evenly over the cookie mixture. Immediately drizzle 25 g caramel sauce in thin lines over the chocolate. Use a toothpick or skewer to create a decorative pattern in the caramel and chocolate. Cover and refrigerate until the topping is set. Slice the chocolate-caramel bars into squares and serve.

Well I have no answers to this question 🀣😜

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🌌 We Have No Idea What Most of the Universe Looks Like 🌠

🌌 We Have No Idea What Most of the Universe Looks Like 🌠

Did you know that around 96% of the universe is made up of mysterious dark matter and dark energy? πŸ˜±πŸŒ‘ These substances are totally undetectable to us because their particles don’t interact with regular matter or light! πŸ˜³πŸ”­ Scientists are still trying to understand this cosmic enigma! facts fun fact science

There is no such thing as a wrong partner, and her is why.....

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When there is No Toilet Paper

When there is No Toilet Paper

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Why there are no Bridges on the Amazon River?

The Amazon River, despite being one of the longest and widest rivers in the world, has no bridges spanning its main stretch. This unique fact is due to several reasons: 1. Low Population Density Along the River The Amazon River flows through vast stretches of rainforest with relatively sparse human populations. 🏞️ Most of the communities along the river rely on boats for transportation rather than roads or bridges, making bridges less essential in these areas. 2. Challenging Geography The Amazon River is enormous, with a width that can exceed several kilometers in places, especially during the rainy season when it floods. 🌊 Building a bridge over such a wide and dynamic river would be an engineering challenge, requiring substantial investment and advanced construction techniques. 3. Economic Considerations The cost of constructing bridges over the Amazon would be astronomical. Since the region has a low demand for road infrastructure due to the reliance on waterways for transport, such projects are not seen as cost-effective. πŸ’° 4. Environmental Concerns The Amazon rainforest is one of the most biodiverse areas in the world. 🌳 Building bridges could disrupt local ecosystems, affecting both terrestrial and aquatic life. There are strict environmental regulations aimed at preserving this critical habitat. 5. Existing Transportation Modes Rivers in the Amazon basin are already heavily utilized for transportation. 🚀 Boats and ferries are the primary means of travel and trade, reducing the necessity of bridges. 6. Cultural and Traditional Practices Indigenous and local communities have adapted to using boats and other river-based transportation for centuries. πŸ›Ά Building bridges might not align with their traditional way of life. In summary, the combination of geographical challenges, low population density, cost, environmental concerns, and reliance on river transportation explains why no bridges span the Amazon River. facts fun facts geography

Why There is No Sun for 111 Days in This Place? 🌎 The Polar Night πŸŒ™

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