MY WIFE AND I HAVE BEEN MARRIED
om 50 YEARS CAN STILL
MAKE HER SCREAM MY NAME IN BED
I JUST FART AND PULL
THE COVERS UP OVER HER HEAD
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Hey sorry childless friend, I can't
commit to attending your thing
because I still haven't asked my wife -
we get 11 uninterrupted minutes per
week and we usually try to bone or
talk about getting new curtains.
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Wife: *shares incredibly important information*
Husband: I think I got it. But just in caseโฆTell me the whole thing again, I wasnโt listening
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MY WIFE MADE ME
COFFEE THIS MORNING AND
WINKED AT ME WHEN SHE
HANDED METHECUP.
NEVER BEEN MORE
SCARED OF A DRINKINAU
OF MY LIFE
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EVERY TIME YOU TALK TO YOUR WIFE,
YOU MUST ALWAYS REMIND YOURSELF
"THIS CONVERSATION WILL BE RECORDED
FOR TRAINING AND QUALITY PURPOSES"
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Believe it or not, a waffle iron played a key role in Nike's history! ๐ฒ Back in the 1950s, Bill Bowerman, a track and field coach, wasnโt happy with the running shoes of the time. ๐โโ๏ธ He wanted something lighter and more versatile. ๐ก During a waffle breakfast with his wife in 1970, inspiration struck: why not use the waffle pattern for better traction on shoe soles? ๐ง๐ His idea became reality, and the waffle-soled shoes made their big debut during the 1972 U.S. Olympic sports track and field trials in Eugene, Oregon. ๐บ๐ธโจ factsfun fact